Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Alas! for these are degenerate times...




Woe to us that we should see the day! Ruffians and hooligans are wandering the streets of the previously halycon Grandville, egging the unoffending vehicles of the citizenry at will! Dissipation and profligacy abound! Will Grandville become the next ghetto? Will all cars be vulnerable to the evil intentions of various rotters and bad eggs (punny)? We fear. We tremble. We are dashed well shaken to the core. Or not. Either, really.

14 comments:

Mark said...

Vandals, the whole lot of them. Yes, it's pitiful and one hopes that they repent of their sins. But I'd be lying if I said I don't hope that their teeth melt.

steveandjanna said...

I hope you find them out so we can sue them.

Erika said...

Someone egged YOU? how COULD they? or was it someone else? hmm, either way it wasn't very nice.

James w. Lanning said...

i'm still saying its somebody that you know.

steveandjanna said...

It's clearly James W. Lanning and company.

Eva Lemmon..? said...

Whom egged whom? And what is going on?

James w. Lanning said...

don't be foolish, raptors can't egg things.

Erika said...

oh don't be silly, of COURSE they can!!

John Jurries said...

That was link highly, highly disturbing.

Mrs. P said...

EGGSTRAORDINARY!

steveandjanna said...

Time to update.

Erika said...

For once I must agree with NL!!

Mark said...

Yeah, I mean, it's not like she'd prepping for a wedding or anything.

John Jurries said...

The wedding excuse is no longer acceptable. The masses demand an update.