Saturday, June 10, 2006

"There seems to be a proponderance of naked men..."

Scared ya there, didn't I? Heh. The above quote was first uttered by a passing British tourist, in regards to Florentine statuary. Said tourist was correct, incidentally.

Italy was absolutely amazing. I will post about our travels in greater detail later on, suffice it to say for now that it was beautiful. Florence and Siena were my favorites, though I loved the Cinque Terre. We spent one day in Bologna and that was one day too many, I regret to say. Venice was at once decrepit and lovely. That said, it wasn't my fav. Since hardly anyone actually lives there, it's mostly tourists, and that tries the nerves.

The tourists, you see, are an interesting lot. There were the Germans, who were rude and obnoxious and also still seem under the impression that Italy belongs to them. There were the Japanese, who raced after their tour guide's uplifted umbrella, determined to see the five things they came to see and nothing else. The Brits were hilarious, providing hours of entertainment and education to the casual eavesdropper. They seem to work in teams - they all take turns providing opportunities for each other to pontificate on art, history, botany, or whatever happens to be the topic du jour. I'll give 'em this much - they did their homework before they came.

And then there are the Americans. Oy. How embarrassing. There's nothing worse than realizing that your countrymen visiting abroad are treating the place like Epcot. A hint to those who would travel - Europe is not a zoo. I'll be writing a rant about obnoxious American tourists at some point this week. I've got issues with these folk.

The food, should you wish to know, was far and away the best I've had ever. I loved loved loved loved loved the gelato (and whaddya know? there's a stand on every corner!) and we got some chocolate yummiliciousness at the pasticherrias as well. I'm somewhat addicted to prosciutto and fresh mozzerella sandwiches now, as well as Nutella and biscuits for breakfast. And someday maybe I'll be able to eat pasta at a resturant here in the states, but it won't be soon. It's just too soon to desecrate the memory of real Italian pasta.

The countryside was spectacular. We had really lovely views from our rooms while in Tuscany, and the Mediterrianian is breathtakingly beautiful. I think we were able to balance seeing really important sights and living somewhat like locals, albeit rather odd locals. We visited world famous art museums, and sat in a local laundromat. We walked in a grand palace and skulked around in it's dungeons. We walked and walked and walked and walked and walked (we NEEDED the gelato for energy! yeah! that's the ticket!), and spent some lovely hours hanging out in the piazzas

Ah yes, so much to write about, but frankly, I'm jet-lagged and have had to re-type almost every word. This won't do at all. I'll write more later. By the way, the links in the second paragraph are to our pictures. These aren't all of them, but they're by far the best. Ciao ciao!

52 comments:

Mark said...

Welcome back to good ol' Michigan! Glad to hear ya had a good time - those are some awesome pics. Too bad the Germans were such a nuisance, though.

Hopefully I'll see you this afternoon, otherwise I'll catch ya tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Germans are not annoying,ya?You americans are by far worse then us,ya?You think saurkrut is,as the americans say,gross?Shame,shame,ya?

Anonymous said...

Yay! Welcome home!!

I'm glad you had a great time! I'll call you after you've had a few days to recover from the jet lag ;-)

John Jurries said...

Welcome back! Sorry didn't get to see you this afternoon, but duty calls. Perhaps I'll come over to visit you later this week, if you'll have me.

Anonymous said...

Welcome home! Can't wait to look at the pics!

Now, the Germans probably were from the "East." The Germans from Bavaria and the rest of the "West" would never act that way! Although, the entitlement (owning Italy) does sound familiar (sorry, mom).

I agree about the Americans. Such idiots. No wonder most of Europe can't stand them.

Anonymous said...
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Mrs. P said...

Welcome back!!!!!

Can't wait to see the pictures!

Erika said...

weehoo...you made it!! sounds like you had a great time. I can't wait to hear more about it!!

steveandjanna said...

Someone needs to update more often.

steveandjanna said...

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

Mark said...

Y'know, I'd love for Janna to update and all, but I'd gladly see her blog remain in stasis if it would somehow get Homestarrunner.com to update. It's been over a month since the last SBemail, and I'm having major withdrawal symptoms.

Anonymous said...

Girl, you bettah update sistah!

Anonymous said...

Blip Ya'll don blip know whu-cha'll blip blip talkin' bout, geirl freind.

Anonymous said...

Oooo gerl, I's gitten alls excited fore a new post. Yous betta be werkin ons it.

Anonymous said...

Wee, I say that you should update. For every word that you write is like honey on the dew. Or dew on the honey. It matters not, for I am Miguel!

Anonymous said...

Oh mister, why don't you leave misses Birn alone? Can't you see that she's busy moving into her home? And dusting? And cooking? And vaccuuming? And walking the dog? And not updating this blog to let her family and friends know that she hasn't dropped off the face of the earth?

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, It is I, Miguel's aRch nemesis,
Pierre!!!!!!! Vou et moi will meet again, seesy boi!!!!

Anonymous said...

I want to eat eat eat apples and bananas. I mean, I's wants tos eats eats eats aples n banainais

Anonymous said...

My wife has some apples and bananas, but those are on her hat.

Anonymous said...

Whore!

Anonymous said...

Sssh! Dead people aren't supposed to talk. Or use such lanugage. It's not proper for an English corpse!

Anonymous said...

*sigh*

Anonymous said...

Hey, can I adopt anybody?

John Jurries said...

I propose a wake to mourn the apparent death of this blog

Anonymous said...

Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.

Anonymous said...

Everybody was doing the jailhouse rock!

Anonymous said...

nice pics. are you going to update soon?

Charles Jurries said...

Comment #28.

Anonymous said...

As I was strolling outside of the Junior League I couldn't help but feel pity for the poor juniors being taken about by the homosexuals and lesbian cross-dressers.

Anonymous said...

Will none heed my sad tale?

Anonymous said...

Why are you afraid to update?

Mark said...

Friends, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Penultimate Grooviness. We can take comfort, though, knowing that it's in a better place.

Actually, it's in the same place, only now it has a big hole in it. The point is that it's gone. But let us not let is get us down. For though its grooviness may have been penultimate, ours is eternal.

In closing - do not be grievey, but instead be groovy. Rock on.

We'll now meet in the fellowship hall for hambuns and punch.

Erika said...

*wonders where the fellowship hall is*

steveandjanna said...

The spread at this funeral is trash. TRASH!

Charles Jurries said...

Are these ham buns old? They taste really... weird.

steveandjanna said...

HA! Like I would allow nasty ham buns at my wife's blog's funeral.

Mark said...

For those on a kosher diet, there are also meatballs.

Anonymous said...

C'mon people! C'mon palm tree! I'm trying to sell a bologna sammich!

Anonymous said...

Poor Janna's blog is dead
Poor Janna's blog is dead



Poor janna's blog is dead
Poor Janna's blog is dead
it's readers are weepin' wail for miles around (miles around)
The daisies in the dell
Will give out a different smell
Because poor Janna's blog is underneath the ground


Poor Janna's blog is dead
A candle lights it's head
it's layin' in a coffin made of wood (wood)
And folks are feelin' sad
'Cuz they used to comment
And now they know their friend's blog has gone for good (good)


Poor Jannas blog is dead
A candle lights it's head

it's's lookin' oh so purty and so nice
it looks like it's asleep
It's a shame that it won't keep
But it's summer and we're runnin' out a' ice


Poooooor janna's blog
Poooooor janna's blog

Anonymous said...

Meatballs with bbq sause?

Anonymous said...

Aww,man!You said it was punch!It's just lemonade!Man!You could've said there would be lemonade!Man!I'm bumed!I'm outta here!

Anonymous said...

I wanna go back to Gluten Camp

Anonymous said...

Whateva!

steveandjanna said...

It's been a month dear, don't you think it's time to update. Seriously, update this blog.

Charles Jurries said...

What do you want from us before you update? 45 comments? Well, you have it now. Are you happy? Are you? Hhhhmmmm?

Anonymous said...

Mark said... Welcome back to good ol' Michigan! Glad to hear ya had a good time - those are some awesome pics. Too bad the Germans were such a nuisance, though.

Hopefully I'll see you this afternoon, otherwise I'll catch ya tomorrow.

12:29 PM
The fat german guy said...

Germans are not annoying,ya?You americans are by far worse then us,ya?You think saurkrut is,as the americans say,gross?Shame,shame,ya?

1:02 PM
Maggie said...

Yay! Welcome home!!

I'm glad you had a great time! I'll call you after you've had a few days to recover from the jet lag ;-)

8:00 PM
John Jurries
John Jurries said...

Welcome back! Sorry didn't get to see you this afternoon, but duty calls. Perhaps I'll come over to visit you later this week, if you'll have me.

8:59 PM
Lydia-sad German lover said...

Welcome home! Can't wait to look at the pics!

Now, the Germans probably were from the "East." The Germans from Bavaria and the rest of the "West" would never act that way! Although, the entitlement (owning Italy) does sound familiar (sorry, mom).

I agree about the Americans. Such idiots. No wonder most of Europe can't stand them.

10:13 PM
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4:23 AM
The Director said...

Welcome back!!!!!

Can't wait to see the pictures!

2:28 PM
Erika
Erika said...

weehoo...you made it!! sounds like you had a great time. I can't wait to hear more about it!!

10:39 AM
Notliberal
Notliberal said...

Someone needs to update more often.

6:57 PM
Notliberal
Notliberal said...

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

10:02 AM
Mark
Mark said...

Y'know, I'd love for Janna to update and all, but I'd gladly see her blog remain in stasis if it would somehow get Homestarrunner.com to update. It's been over a month since the last SBemail, and I'm having major withdrawal symptoms.

10:49 PM
shaniqua said...

Girl, you bettah update sistah!

11:15 PM
Montiqua Jania said...

Blip Ya'll don blip know whu-cha'll blip blip talkin' bout, geirl freind.

8:42 PM
Jamoca Shake said...

Oooo gerl, I's gitten alls excited fore a new post. Yous betta be werkin ons it.

9:42 AM
Miguel said...

Wee, I say that you should update. For every word that you write is like honey on the dew. Or dew on the honey. It matters not, for I am Miguel!

12:07 AM
Anita said...

Oh mister, why don't you leave misses Birn alone? Can't you see that she's busy moving into her home? And dusting? And cooking? And vaccuuming? And walking the dog? And not updating this blog to let her family and friends know that she hasn't dropped off the face of the earth?

4:36 PM
Pierre The un-Seesyable said...

Ha ha, It is I, Miguel's aRch nemesis,
Pierre!!!!!!! Vou et moi will meet again, seesy boi!!!!

10:47 AM
Jamoca said...

I want to eat eat eat apples and bananas. I mean, I's wants tos eats eats eats aples n banainais

9:23 AM
Prince Charles said...

My wife has some apples and bananas, but those are on her hat.

12:24 AM
Diana said...

Whore!

10:44 AM
coroner said...

Sssh! Dead people aren't supposed to talk. Or use such lanugage. It's not proper for an English corpse!

1:26 PM
queen mum said...

*sigh*

8:51 PM
Angelina said...

Hey, can I adopt anybody?

9:05 PM
John Jurries
John Jurries said...

I propose a wake to mourn the apparent death of this blog

9:40 PM
An Austrian said...

Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.

7:26 AM
Koizumi said...

Everybody was doing the jailhouse rock!

3:00 PM
Italian Joe said...

nice pics. are you going to update soon?

7:48 PM
eChuckler
eChuckler said...

Comment #28.

12:25 AM
A Brit said...

As I was strolling outside of the Junior League I couldn't help but feel pity for the poor juniors being taken about by the homosexuals and lesbian cross-dressers.

3:15 PM
A Cow said...

Will none heed my sad tale?

5:44 PM
Dr. Laura said...

Why are you afraid to update?

10:37 AM
Mark
Mark said...

Friends, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Penultimate Grooviness. We can take comfort, though, knowing that it's in a better place.

Actually, it's in the same place, only now it has a big hole in it. The point is that it's gone. But let us not let is get us down. For though its grooviness may have been penultimate, ours is eternal.

In closing - do not be grievey, but instead be groovy. Rock on.

We'll now meet in the fellowship hall for hambuns and punch.

10:59 PM
Erika
Erika said...

*wonders where the fellowship hall is*

12:08 PM
Notliberal
Notliberal said...

The spread at this funeral is trash. TRASH!

1:05 PM
eChuckler
eChuckler said...

Are these ham buns old? They taste really... weird.

4:02 PM
Notliberal
Notliberal said...

HA! Like I would allow nasty ham buns at my wife's blog's funeral.

4:24 PM
Mark
Mark said...

For those on a kosher diet, there are also meatballs.

10:50 PM
Bubs said...

C'mon people! C'mon palm tree! I'm trying to sell a bologna sammich!

11:04 AM
Anonymous said...

Poor Janna's blog is dead
Poor Janna's blog is dead



Poor janna's blog is dead
Poor Janna's blog is dead
it's readers are weepin' wail for miles around (miles around)
The daisies in the dell
Will give out a different smell
Because poor Janna's blog is underneath the ground


Poor Janna's blog is dead
A candle lights it's head
it's layin' in a coffin made of wood (wood)
And folks are feelin' sad
'Cuz they used to comment
And now they know their friend's blog has gone for good (good)


Poor Jannas blog is dead
A candle lights it's head

it's's lookin' oh so purty and so nice
it looks like it's asleep
It's a shame that it won't keep
But it's summer and we're runnin' out a' ice


Poooooor janna's blog
Poooooor janna's blog

11:32 AM
Anonymous said...

Meatballs with bbq sause?

8:39 AM
Anonymous said...

Aww,man!You said it was punch!It's just lemonade!Man!You could've said there would be lemonade!Man!I'm bumed!I'm outta here!

8:44 AM
Strong Sad said...

I wanna go back to Gluten Camp

9:23 PM
King of Town said...

Whateva!

10:48 PM
Notliberal
Notliberal said...

It's been a month dear, don't you think it's time to update. Seriously, update this blog.

1:56 PM
eChuckler
eChuckler said...

What do you want from us before you update? 45 comments? Well, you have it now. Are you happy? Are you? Hhhhmmmm?

2:37 PM

Charles Jurries said...

*sigh* It's summertime, so I guess I shouldn't be suprised to see repeats.

Anonymous said...

echuckler said...*sigh* It's summertime, so I guess I shouldn't be suprised to see repeats.

Eva Lemmon..? said...

Uh, do you guys have anything other than meat balls and ham buns?

steveandjanna said...

We have Berkshire pork chop with merlot sauce, veal scalopinni with medera sauce and grilled pizza with fresh tomato sauce and procsciutto.

Anonymous said...

I still gots bologna sammiches!

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